Bye Bye Magic Pie (canción parodia)

 Magic Pie (@MarioJPC)

A long long time ago

I can’t really remember how

That Magic used to make their part

And I surely knew almost every card

That could make my winning chance

And maybe play turn five a Hill Giant

But Eldraine made me shiver

With every card They'd deliver

Bad news on the End Step

I couldn't play, just Counterspells

I clearly remember that I just cried

When from the Grave Uro just rised

The other bomb came from the Deck side

The day my Magic failed

So

Bye, bye to the Magic Pie

Broken by Dimir, with more draws than Jeskai

My dragons can't make Mono Red on the Sky

The next game will be better, it's just another try

But I just go and say Good Bye

The next game will be better

Oh, here comes the Wrath of God now

Just I can't play anymore Korvold so

let me be with my Bartered Cow

Why nobody just play Mono?

And all rivals know that make me go slow

Fine, but my Hydra will come back bigger

'Cause on monogreen mana is cheaper

but you both played Into the Roil

just to Kick your Thieving Skydiver

I really hate all that stealing on Blue

My permanents are just loot for you

But I knew I was out of luck

The day my Magic failed

I started singin'

Bye, bye to the Magic Pie

Broken by Dimir, with more draws than Jeskai

My dragons can't make Mono Red on the Sky

The next game will be better, it's just another try

But I just go and say Good Bye.

[Hice esta canción parodia para un concurso organizado por @coL_AliasV ; mi primera canción parodia, y un reto para mi nivel de inglés. Ya terminó el concurso, así que prefiero compartirlo. ¡Muy pronto más cosas de parte de vuestro amigo y ciber vecino Mario!]